Legal cartoon: Sunday Opening

I was up for sentence on a Sunday so the judge gave me time-and-a-half

Cartoon: Broken Society

It was the Big Society - but the 1 year warranty expired

It was the Big Society - but the 1 year warranty expired

The Big Society launched: 19 July 2010

The Big Society Breaks: 9 August 2011

Legal Cartoon: Alfred Lord Denning Applies Common Sense

Many law students will be starting their degrees and conversion courses this month. They will soon find out why the phrase  ”Denning Judgment” is used with such awe.

“What is the argument on the other side? Only this, that no case has been found in which it has been done before. That argument does not appeal to me in the least. If we never do anything which has not been done before, we shall never get anywhere. The law will stand still whilst the rest of the world goes on; and that will be bad for both.”

Cartoon: Coulrophobia? Red Ed The Labour Harlequin

“Red” Ed Miliband – The Labour Harlequin

Legal Cartoon: The Seven Judicial Dwarfs

Baroness White and the Seven Dwarfs

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Baroness White and the Seven Dwarfs

Baroness White and the Seven Dwarfs (click for super-size)


Legal Cartoons: Baroness White and the Seven Dwarfs

Baroness Hale of Richmond Photograph: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images

Baroness Hale of Richmond Photograph: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images



Talking about the Supreme Court on its anniversary, Baroness Hale wonderd  ”Why am I here?” in last week’s Interview in the Guardian, perhaps fearing that she’s there only to “tick a lot of the diversity boxes”.

In the entertaining interview she expressed her hope that panels be increased from five judges to seven, and listed the essential qualities that she hopes all those judges will hold: Intelligence, Integrity, Independence and Industry.

The Utterant believes that the judicial Seven Dwarfs each deserve to have their own qualities, has assisted the snow-white Baroness in completing her abbreviated list.


Baroness White and the Seven Dwarfs


Baroness White and the Seven Dwarfs

Baroness White and the Seven Dwarfs (click for super-size)






Sword and scales

Legal Cartoon: Lovely Juicy Divorce

Bid4Fees is a new website that allows lawyers to bid progressively lower to undertake legal work. More at the earlier post: Would you bid for legal work?

Bid4fees: Making solicitors bid for Legal Work?

In the last month, a new type of auction site has sprung up. It allows people to post their legal problems on-line, and then solicitors are encouraged to bid for legal work. The new site is called “Bid4Fees”, and it is designed to allow the client to find a solicitor. The clients put up “bid for lawyer” briefs and choose from all the bids submitted. Sounds rational, but it’s pretty obvious that in most cases the lowest bid wins.

Bid4Fees - would you Bid for legal work?

Bid4Fees - would you Bid for legal work?



Bid4Fees is controversial. Some say it’s a prostitution of the legal profession, and others just point out that it leads to lawyers fighting to undercut each other. The real problem isn’t about the image of the profession, but is about justice. If you want to find a solicitor who is very good at being cheap, you will end up finding one who is very good at being rushed – and a rushed lawyer is a dangerous thing to have on your side.

The Bid4Fees Team is realistic and have said on other sites (such as here) that they see that the model “might not appeal to everyone” and point out that it is free to register on both sides, and that Instead, they take a 10% cut of any work which is done through the site.

Solicitors charge by the minute, so low money means low attention. If you find a solicitor who is having to bid for legal work, and bid low, it is worth thinking about why they’re on the site looking for low-value work instead of earning money doing work already. They are obviously desperate or have too much time on their hands. Either way, not a great endorsement.

Contentious divorces and dismissals rank high on the list of available jobs. If someone is out of work or about to lose half of their assets, obviously saving money is key. The problem is, if the other side isn’t also on Bid4Fees asking solicitors to bid for legal work, there is a potential imbalance in the profitability of the legal work on both sides. One firm may be charging on a more traditional basis, and presumably turning a modest profit, whilst the successful bidder is now on the hook for potentially a lot of work at a low fee that is likely to be loss-making unless handled in the scantest manner.

What it boils down to is that a solicitor who is having to bid for legal work and is getting paid 90% of an already low amount won’t be recording mattertime for “care and consideration” – they’ll dash off the letters and skim read their replies.

Not knowing any law, the client probably won’t notice the difference in standard between the two sides. It seems to do the job, but the end result might not be the most fair and just that could have been achieved. Not all solicitors are good, and I believe that it is inescapably in the nature of Bid4Fees that those using it are likely to find a solicitor who can’t get work through recommendation or other traditional channels because they are basically er…….not very good.

It’s like buying own-brand milk: low cost and tastes fine in tea, but if you check the packaging afterwards you can’t find the words “cow’s milk” anywhere. If you are going to “bid for a lawyer”, you want to make sure it’s not dog’s milk you’re getting instead.

So if it isn’t conducted very carefully indeed, the Bid4Fees model may compromise the interests of justice to a great degree. Be careful if you’re thinking of putting up a case for lawyers to bid for. Lawyer or not, remember that you get what you pay for.

If this is the future of the legal profession, Justice may just fall on her own sword. She may be blind…but stupid, she ain’t!

The Utterant at Law Brief Update

The Utterant has joined Law Brief Update as a guest poster!

Many people will be familiar with the excellent Law Brief Update, which has been going for over 5 years now and continues to provide snappy updates about major legal cases (as well as some of the more obscure and bizarre ones). If you’re not acquainted with it, click though to it right away for a taster. It’s definitely a must-follow for anyone legal.

Let’s hope The Utterant doesn’t knock it off its perch…

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